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"The vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!" he was saying gleefully to Mrs. Norris
Woah, vanishing cabinet! So it seems that when the cabinet was broken it was moved to the room of requirement. Interesting. I wonder who moved it. They should've thrown it out. :(
The passageway to Nearly Headless Nick's party had been lined with candles, too...
...played by an orchestra on a raised, black-draped platform. A chandelier overhead blazed midnight blue with a thousand more black candles.
Ghosts can't grip things. So who set this all up? And The orchestra can't be ghosts since they're holding instruments, so who are they?
Is Helena Ravenclaw not there? Man, she's never around. I understand that the Baron is there but you'd think they would've made up after haunting the same place for hundreds of years.
UGH, those headless huntsmen are such show-offs. Grrr! >:|
"I can't stand much more of this," Ron muttered, his teeth chattering, as the orchestra ground back into action and the ghosts swept back onto the dance floor.
"Let's go," Harry agreed.
Aw, poor, Nick. He's party isn't going at all as planned. :(
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